July 2009
48 posts
Jul 29th
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HAHA
WEEBL AND BOB IS SO FUNNY
Jul 29th
“Y’know those people that say ‘so’ after every sentence? Thats...”
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
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The Zombie Quiz
anthonymichaelrojas: How prepared are you for a zombie attack? Take the quiz! What is a zombie? Someone possessed by the devil. Someone who’s been given the evil eye by a gypsy. A tropical drink containing lime, pineapple, and papaya juice, and four kinds of rum. A dead person come back to life, with an insatiable hunger for human flesh. How does a person become a zombie? Have a few of...
Jul 29th
HOMESTAR RUNOWR! →
Jul 28th
“Today, I found an ant on a piece of paper. I got bored, so I started drawing...”
– My life is average
Jul 28th
Lol.
mliaverage: Today I read on MLIA that people changed their friends contacts to somthing fun like “harry potter” or “superman”. I thought it sounded fun so I changed all the contacts in my phone. Now i’m getting texts from Voldemort and Batman…but I don’t know who they are. MLIA
Jul 28th
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I can’t talk! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is great.
Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
Accidental Accident Reports?
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge...
Jul 23rd
Erm...
Girl: When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWHICH! What's a good comeback?
Random: Well, you'd better comeback with a goddamned sandwhich.
Jul 23rd
Jul 23rd
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ListenWow. This is an addictive song o__O
Jul 22nd
WatchWatch
OMG! OMG! I CAN’T WAIT!!!!
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Jul 18th
“I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop...”
– Orson Welles (via pixonu)
Jul 18th
Death Dice →
OH MY GOSH ITS HILARIOUS And so addictive…
Jul 18th
“Imagination FAIIIIL”
Jul 18th
Jul 18th
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“Goddammit, I hate it when you post answers to questions and you press [enter]...”
– Me. In a bad mood now. Hmmph.
Jul 17th
Jul 17th
I'll get around to starting one of these days
An english project on “Looking For Alibrandi”. Due in 2 days. Haven’t started. Should probably start…sometime soon…
Jul 17th
Um. Just trying this feature out...
Me: Wuu2?
Someone: Trying to form coherent sentences to please my gf
Me: It's not that hard...really...
Someone: Yes it is.
Me: Is not. "I like to go swimming in jam" is a sentence. Just say that.
Someone: ...
Jul 16th
Lolcats
Hellooo I’m bored. So I did stuff on my blog. Below, there are 2 links. If you click on the links, they will take you to magical lands of wonder and…vlogging. There will be a special button, with ‘Subscribe’ written on it. If the button is yellow, CLICK IT! Wait, what am I doing?! Advertising for some people I don’t even know… How sad of me o__O Bye!
Jul 16th
Jul 16th
Crabstickz! →
Jul 16th
Yesitsconor!  →
Jul 16th
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ListenI love this theme. Oingo Boingo RULEZ
Jul 16th
“Y’know, sometimes vlogging is just so much better than blogging....”
– Me. It’s not really a quote, is it.
Jul 16th
“Sometimes you don’t know you’ve crossed a line until you’re on...”
Jul 14th
Dude. Trunks?!
Hello again, Its been exactly 22 hours! Jeez, I’m the kind of person that people trust enough to lend things to, then they never see those things again. Yet they still trust me. I don’t mean to, I just…forget… Anywho, back to topic. What is with those random questions on ‘edit profile’? (on blogger) I have no idea. So, as is the answer to everything, I’m...
Jul 12th
The Very Secret Diaries ( of LOTR =O ) →
Click the link. Hilarious. LOL.
Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
1st post! EVER! I think I shall celebrate, by making myself a french wedding cake. DOOOOO do do do do… NYEH Tell me why do I feel this way all my life having fondue on the borderline but now I know I don’t have any more chocolate to burn. I just used up all the chocolate in the house to make 48 truffle brownies. It’s alright, I went running last weekend. *smothers brownie guilt*...
Jul 12th
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