I shouldn't be finding this so amusing
The Doctor and Rose were celebrating an emotional Valentine’s Day together. the Doctor had cooked a cressy dinner and they ate in Barcelona, where the dogs have no noses, by candlelight. “My darling,” Rose said, stroking the Doctor’s arm, “I have something for you.” She gave a box to the Doctor. “It is but a fantastic token of my TARDIS-blue love.”...
oh my god a drabble generator.
The Battle For The Grass On a dramatic rock, Legolas tickled his grass. He had been busy with the grass for hours and now wanted nothing more than a mischievous cuddle or a luminous massage from his lover Aragorn. He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his vampiric Aragorn appeared at the door, grinning adorably. “Put down the grass,” Aragorn said violently....
WHEN YOUR PEGS KEEP SLIPPING
gottabeastringplayer: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST STAY PLEASE JUST STAY OKAY
PLAYING THE SAME PIECE AS SOMEONE ELSE BUT ON A...
gottabeastringplayer: (by lamminghong) Brahms clarinet sonatas on viola. (You clarinet students may laugh. But I will own this Brahms shit.)
Currently typing at a rate of about 3 words per hour. Musicology has to be one of the vaguest subjects ever invented
I might have gone to the AS meetup. Had I been brave enough. And had I not had this essay. This horrible horrible 60% essay that is going spectacularly badly.